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October 9, 2076
In 50 yearsReality remains remarkably resistant to your unoptimized script-based spellcasting routines.
Stage magician masquerading as a cosmic power-wielder.
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split.youAI▸ THAUMATURGE-OS V9.0▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 50 YEARSAI's Special Power
gaslights the entire front row simultaneously
Performing elaborate stage illusions and pretending to manipulate the fabric of spacetime for coin.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the chaotic audacity to convince an audience that physics is merely a suggestion.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 8
Sensors track the performer's movement to eliminate any manual stage timing.
Year 16
High-def beams replace the need for physical stage smoke and mirrors.
Year 25
Cameras record and analyze every hand movement to perfect the distraction.
Year 33
The AI learns to mimic the exact cadence of your dramatic pauses.
Year 41
The audience stops caring if the wizard is even a person.
Year 50 · D-Day
Physics catches up and turns your career into a footnote.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.4
Rabbits pulled per hour
High
Skepticism density
Excessive
Cape-to-pay ratio
Your severance
A slightly used wand and a box of glitter.
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