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Will AI replace Professional Wrestler jobs? · Latest report #4th3fn3k
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour career is just a scripted fall, and my hardware is scripted.
Professional athlete (mostly acrobatics, emotionally stunt-work).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only show that never breaks kayfabe.
help!youAI▸ MAT-MASTER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
executes perfect high-flying maneuvers without gravity
Performing choreographed combat and athletic stunts for live crowds and televised entertainment audiences.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly sell a fake punch to a child in the front row.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your exact movements to build a digital fighter database.
Month 12
Crowds watch light-based wrestlers that never need to visit a doctor.
Year 2
Robotic platforms simulate gravity and impact force for a safer spectacle.
Year 3
Algorithms write better drama than your last feud promotion.
Year 4 · D-Day
You are officially unbooked and the machines hold the belt.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
15,000
Average bumps taken
90 percent
Time spent in spandex
100 percent
Scripted limb injuries
Your severance
A lifetime supply of ice packs and neon tape.
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