Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Professional Writer jobs? · Latest report #c36rbqt5
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour ability to arrange words is merely a slow, buggy algorithm.
Struggling novelist with a mortgage and a Thesaurus.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Writing without the existential dread.
stretchy.youAI▸ LEXIGEN 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite blog posts while you sleep
You draft articles, reports, and copy. You stare at blinking cursors until the deadline forces you to finish.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a sentence loses its soul.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Routine reports are now generated by predictive text models.
Month 3
AI pre-checks your grammar before a human ever sees it.
Month 7
Language models learn your personal quirks to mimic your voice.
Month 10
Automated systems write the first draft for human final polish.
Month 14 · D-Day
Full automated generation requires zero human intervention or oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
450
Average words per hour
12,000
Coffee cups consumed
3,400
Hours spent procrastinating
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium spell-checker.
Discussion
