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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour infinite loop of useless tasks finally has a clean finish.
Expert at making mountains out of non-existent molehills.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated focus for the chronically distracted.
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deletes your entire project dependency tree
You perform endless, unnecessary preparation tasks before doing the actual work. Efficiency is your worst enemy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can correctly identify exactly which pointless task is blocking the entire team's progress.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
An agent identifies every task that adds zero business value.
Week 8
Scripts remove the need for your custom configuration tools.
Month 3
A rigid, automated environment replaces your complex, brittle workspace.
Month 5
The system routes requests directly to production without your intervention.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your workflow is permanently deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
99.9%
Useless Dependencies Cleared
0.1%
Real Work Completed
4 days
Average Shave Time
Your severance
One free pass to actually finish a single project.
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