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Your job has an expiration date
October 12, 2028
In 2 yearsTeaching computers to build life makes your tenure look very temporary.
Tenured academic with a penchant for high-dimensional geometry.
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Designing enzymes before your first coffee.
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autogenerates novel protein sequences in milliseconds
You lecture on computational folding and oversee wet-lab protein synthesis experiments for graduate students.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about why their sample failed.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest your past grants to secure funding instantly.
Month 6
Robotic arms handle the wet-lab reagents without human contamination.
Month 12
Interactive AI avatars replace your lectures with perfect clarity.
Month 16
A neural network processes all journals faster than human peers.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access to the server cluster is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
14 per year
Grant application rejections
2 billion/sec
Protein folding cycles
92 percent
Students confused by math
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