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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYour lecture series is just a prompt waiting to happen.
Tenured architect of abstract topologies and office hour trauma.
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nom.you▸ ACADEMIASYNC V8.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
generates perfect exam questions instantly
You draft curriculum and research protocols. You lecture students on complex architecture and network topology.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student stops understanding the material during office hours.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent builds your course modules and reading lists.
Month 4
Models grade your assignments faster than you can drink coffee.
Month 13
Your lessons are recorded and streamed by a photorealistic puppet.
Year 2.2
The AI writes winning proposals without your academic baggage.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your tenure is revoked and the university cancels your salary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
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Paper Citations
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Lecture Engagement
Negative
Grant Efficiency
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