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Will AI replace Professor of AI jobs? · Latest report #rxz4838r
Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYou teach machines how to replace you, then act surprised when they do.
Tenured architect of your own professional extinction.
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The syllabus that never sleeps.
wheee!you▸ ACADEMIABOT GEN-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
derives infinite grant funding from thin air
You lecture on neural networks and grade papers. You research new algorithms that make your lectures obsolete.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell which student is actually crying in the back of the lecture hall.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart scripts replace the manual checking of student code assignments.
Month 7
Generative models create your course content and reading lists daily.
Month 16
Digital twins deliver your lectures with 100 percent accurate delivery.
Year 2.2
AI models automate paper writing and grant acquisition without human interference.
Year 3 · D-Day
The institution retires the department and replaces it with a self-learning loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
8 seconds
Average student attention span
4,000
Pages of research ignored
3
Coffee cups per lecture
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own recorded lecture archive.
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