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December 10, 2027
In 14 monthsYou teach ethics to computers that do not have souls.
Tenure-track dreamer building castles in the silicon air.
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hallucinates logical paradoxes in real time
You lecture on hypothetical moral dilemmas and peer-review papers about artificial alignment in an academic setting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the profound irony in a machine grading its own moral theory.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language models evaluate student essays against a rubric.
Month 4
Algorithms write and update institutional ethical guidelines instantly.
Month 8
Generative agents produce grant applications with 99 percent accuracy.
Month 12
Interactive avatars deliver lectures based on live feedback.
Month 14 · D-Day
A centralized ethics server renders the faculty role redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Savings: 98.7%
4 Liters
Coffee consumed per paper
12 Percent
Students actually listening
2000 Yearly
Hours spent on committees
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