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May 14, 2030
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You lecture on historical texts and interpret pottery shards for students. Soon, global databases will do both better.
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You alone possess the nuanced cynicism required to explain why dead empires failed.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models index every archaeological paper ever written for instant retrieval.
Month 5
Virtual avatars deliver standard courses better than any tired professor.
Month 12
Natural language processors evaluate student essays against historical records perfectly.
Year 2
Computer vision identifies artifacts in site photos faster than human eyes.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The department budget is rerouted to a high-speed data server.
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