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Your job has an expiration date
December 5, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYour lecture notes are just a glorified PDF for the algorithm.
Expert in concrete, steel, and outdated tenure tracks.
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The syllabus is now a real-time stream
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delivers lectures in infinite parallel streams
You conduct structural research and lecture undergraduates on complex load-bearing systems. You grade endless stacks of technical assignments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still inspire a student to actually care about structural integrity under pressure.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software creates your entire course outline and weekly reading lists.
Month 6
Optical scanners grade all student math homework with perfect precision.
Month 15
Models scrape your lab data to write the next three papers.
Year 2
A high-fidelity digital projection replaces your physical classroom time.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The institution retires the human teaching role for cost efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
99 percent
Research papers ignored
78 percent
Student sleep deprivation
3 cups
Coffee per credit hour
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the department coffee machine.
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