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May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsTeaching dead languages to living students is an inherently recursive failure.
Tenure-track expert in languages nobody speaks anymore.
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You lecture on ancient texts, grade hundreds of repetitive essays, and perform endless administrative department rituals. Your primary output is nostalgia in a lecture hall.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific translation choice captures the nuance of Virgil.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Your entire semester syllabus is ingested into a local LLM for student inquiry.
Month 9
Neural networks now grade student essays by identifying stylistic patterns and thesis coherence.
Month 18
An interactive digital avatar handles all freshman questions using your recorded lecture cadence.
Year 2.4
The AI writes and publishes your remaining research papers faster than you can read them.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
Your department is merged into a singular, cost-efficient, server-based educational interface.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
0
Essays graded per hour
94%
Syllabus drift index
Low
Office hour attendance
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to digitized dusty library archives.
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