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December 10, 2027
In 14 monthsUpdating your stale curriculum with fresh, algorithmically generated buzzwords daily.
Tenured peddler of outdated SEO tactics and engagement theories
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You lecture on search ads and social metrics while grading theory papers. The syllabus is permanently out of date.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly answer student questions about why their Facebook ads failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI scan identifies all your outdated marketing statistics immediately.
Month 3
Software evaluates student essays with more consistency than your morning mood.
Month 7
Virtual influencers replace your static slides with live trend data.
Month 10
Short-form certificate bots offer better ROI than a four-year degree.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your lecture hall is repurposed into a high-density server room.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
42
Students sleeping per hour
99%
Obsolescence of lecture slides
120
Unread research papers published
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