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May 30, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTeaching people to build startups by reciting slides from 2012.
Tenured peddler of disruption and expensive business case studies.
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You lecture on business theory and grade pitches while pretending networking is a learnable academic subject.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still spot when a student is lying about their actual revenue stream.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent automatically updates your slides with recent news.
Month 6
Vision models scan pitch decks and assign grades instantly.
Month 13
Interactive avatars replace office hours with programmed success stories.
Year 1.9
Live lectures are replaced by high-fidelity synthetic video content.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The university archives your tenure as a legacy data set.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
99 percent
Slides recycled
0 point 1
Students founding unicorns
3 cups
Coffee consumed per lecture
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a defunct venture magazine.
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