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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2028
In 2 yearsYou are a glorified PowerPoint reader for students who won't listen.
Expert in complex derivatives, novice in student attention management.
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You lecture on financial models to students and publish research in academic journals that nobody outside academia reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly answer a student question that wasn't in the slides.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI creates course outlines more relevant than your dusty notes.
Month 5
Synthetic avatars deliver your lectures with better vocal clarity.
Month 10
Vision models score exam papers faster than any human teaching assistant.
Month 15
Algorithms write and publish research papers at thousands per second.
Year 2 · D-Day
The podium is removed to make room for a server cabinet.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
120 hours
Hours spent lecturing annually
94 percent
Research papers cited by zero humans
89 percent
Students browsing social media in class
Your severance
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