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Will AI replace Professor of French Literature jobs? · Latest report #qf24bxxa
Your job has an expiration date
May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour tenure is just a long-form excuse to avoid a database.
Tenured pedant with a heavy emphasis on dead poets.
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Derrida, digitized and devoid of debt.
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You lecture on Proust and grade essays. An LLM can already recite Foucault while hallucinating a bibliography.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect when a student is faking interest in Baudelaire to flirt.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Software flags plagiarism and basic grammatical errors in student essays.
Month 9
Algorithms curate reading lists based on current cultural relevance metrics.
Month 20
High-fidelity digital avatars deliver your prepared lectures 24/7.
Year 2.7
Natural language models handle student questions about existentialism perfectly.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The institution replaces faculty with a static server-side knowledge database.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
Infinite
Essays graded per hour
Zero
References cited correctly
Constant
Human existential crises
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a dusty digital archive.
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