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Your job has an expiration date
February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour tenure is just a long delay before the database updates.
Tenured intellectual waiting for the inevitable database migration.
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Truth extraction without the annoying office hours.
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hallucinates entirely new historical timelines instantly
You lecture students and draft historical research papers. Your obsolescence is merely a matter of data migration.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle irony in a primary source that computers still miss.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your lectures are recorded and converted into interactive student bots.
Month 3
Natural language processing handles your grading rubric with ruthless efficiency.
Month 9
Statistical models produce grant proposals faster than your department can file.
Month 17
Research synthesis AI replaces the need for human peer-reviewed journals.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The institution retires human faculty to reduce campus operational costs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Savings: 95.8%
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