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Your job has an expiration date
May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour tenure is just a very long, very expensive loading screen.
Tenured intellectual, current speed: existential dread.
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The lecture never ends.
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delivers sixty-minute lectures without breathing
Synthesize dense cultural theory for students and publish monographs that nobody reads outside your specific academic silo.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student stops pretending to understand your obscure reference.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents begin structuring your reading lists into dynamic feeds.
Month 5
Pattern matching models replace your red pens for essay feedback.
Month 15
Large models generate more persuasive cultural theories than your monographs.
Year 2.2
Holographic avatars lecture to students who never need to attend.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The department chair is now a script that deletes your tenure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
8 seconds
Average student attention span
0.02%
Monographs read by civilians
400 hours/year
Time spent in committees
Your severance
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