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Will AI replace Professor of International Relations jobs? · Latest report #79rqc9vz
Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour career is just a syllabus that finally reached its expiration date.
Tenure-track dreamer lost in a sea of footnotes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Systematic knowledge delivery without the tenure.
oof.youAI▸ ACADEMICINTELLECT-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers lecture on irony with zero self-awareness
You lecture on global power structures and write dense academic papers. You grade exams and lead student seminars.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student realizes they have failed their final essay.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Optical scanners capture your dusty journals for the central database.
Month 7
Vision models flag student essays against your pre-set rubrics instantly.
Month 18
Deep-fakes deliver your syllabus content at variable speeds for retention.
Year 2.4
Language models write your papers using the entire history of conflict.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The virtual seminar platform replaces the need for your presence entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
8 minutes
Average lecture attention span
0.1
Citations per actual reader
900 annually
Hours spent on committees
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own unpublished journals.
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