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Your job has an expiration date
October 20, 2029
In 3 yearsYour convex functions are predictable, and your career is even more so.
Tenured mathematician, strictly non-convex, mostly theoretical.
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Differentiable education for the modern era.
squeeze.youAI▸ OPTILEARN V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
derives global minima for your failing department
You derive proofs on chalkboards and lecture on gradient descent complexity. You grade theses while navigating academic bureaucracy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still stare at a student until they realize their logic is circular.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software builds your entire course structure from open-access journals and lecture notes.
Month 6
Neural nets parse student proofs to identify logical fallacies faster than any human assistant.
Month 13
Large language models generate perfectly formatted research proposals guaranteed to optimize for funder interest.
Year 2.1
Holographic projection delivers your lectures consistently, free from human fatigue or morning vocal strain.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your tenure is officially superseded by a self-optimizing learning loop that never asks for retirement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
0.04
Proofs derived per hour
42
Papers ignored per week
3 cups
Coffee consumed per lecture
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated peer-review module.
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