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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsConverting centuries of existential dread into automated slide deck summaries.
Tenure-track defender of the Socratic method
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The unexamined code is not worth running.
pop?you▸ SOCRATES-GPT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
deconstructs your worldview in real time
You lecture on ethics, grade stacks of repetitive essays, and publish papers that few people read.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect the precise moment a student decides to give up.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your lectures are recorded and summarized by hyper-efficient LLMs.
Month 5
Vision models grade essays faster and with less mercy.
Month 13
AI-moderated chat rooms replace your sleepy seminar discussions.
Year 1.9
Machines write, review, and publish your papers automatically.
Year 3 · D-Day
The institution realizes the database doesn't need a salary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
89%
Papers cited by zero people
400/yr
Hours spent grading mediocrity
Unlimited
Cups of lukewarm office coffee
Your severance
One free pass to a closed-access academic journal
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