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Will AI replace Professor of Politics jobs? · Latest report #nakb9fst
Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour lecture on bureaucracy is about to be replaced by it.
Tenure-track dreamer, currently publishing for no one.
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Degrees without the pesky human bias.
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delivers lecture with zero pauses for breath
You lecture students, grade essays, and publish dense papers on governance. You hold office hours for confused undergrads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect the precise moment a student starts lying about their late assignment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Software creates perfect reading lists without the usual academic bias.
Month 7
Algorithms grade essays faster and with far more mechanical consistency.
Month 16
High-fidelity holograms deliver your curriculum without the need for tenure.
Year 2.3
Generative models produce citations and theories at infinite, mindless scale.
Year 3 · D-Day
The institution realizes the database handles research more reliably than humans.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
12 percent
Average lecture attention
94 percent
Essays graded by bots
87 percent
Papers cited by zero
Your severance
A library card and a permanent Zoom link.
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