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May 28, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsEnjoy your final lecture before your syllabus becomes a training set.
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You spend days managing PhD candidates and running massive GWAS meta-analyses on clusters. Your existence is just a buffer between raw SNP data and publication.
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You can still explain why the p-values look weird to a confused donor.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Large language models will draft your next NIH proposals with higher success rates than you.
Month 7
Our software integrates directly with your HPC cluster to bypass your manual script execution.
Month 16
AI-generated manuscripts are now faster and more coherent than your current graduate student submissions.
Year 2.1
Institutional algorithms identify that your administrative overhead exceeds your research output.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The lab is fully automated and you are gracefully invited to retirement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
12 cups
Coffee consumed per paper
98%
Cluster downtime anxiety
402
Student emails ignored
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