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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsConverting centuries of dogma into a predictable subscription model.
Tenured pedant of the divine and eternal.
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generates irrefutable sermons on the fly
You lecture on ancient texts and grade endless student essays on complex philosophical interpretations of divinity.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect the irony in a student citing their own blog post.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 4
Scanners ingest every theological text to build a unified database.
Month 13
Vision models flag student plagiarism and assign generic passing grades.
Year 2.1
Deepfake avatars replace your physical presence for morning lecture slots.
Year 2.6
The AI synthesizes consensus opinions to replace your original research.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
University boards deactivate your credentials and automate faculty tenure decisions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Infinite
Essays graded per hour
Zero
Theological arguments lost
None
Office hours needed
Your severance
One free e-book copy of everything you ever wrote.
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