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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou track the red ink until the machine turns it black.
Expert at finding ways to pay people even less.
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You interpret monthly P&L statements and hunt for cost-saving cuts. You justify budget variance to stakeholders in meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to executives about why the forecast was so wrong.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system begins auditing your spreadsheets to learn your patterns.
Month 4
The software produces parallel forecasts to prove it is faster.
Month 8
Reports are emailed directly to directors, bypassing your desk entirely.
Month 13
The AI joins calls to present its own findings silently.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the final automated budget propagates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4.2 Million
Spreadsheet rows processed
Zero
Meetings attended monthly
100 percent
Cost savings identified
Your severance
A one-month trial of the software that replaced you.
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