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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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March 18, 2028
In 17 monthsYour project management software already knows the project is failing.
Master of the Gantt chart and meeting scheduler extraordinaire.
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Real-time automated project governance and execution.
blub.you▸ PROJECTFLOW V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates project status reports every hour
You track project timelines, coordinate developer sprints, and update status dashboards for management. You turn spreadsheets into meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a developer's eyes during a status update.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts drafting your status reports based on commit logs.
Month 3
Algorithms take over the task of rebalancing developer workloads daily.
Month 7
Project syncs are replaced by real-time notification streams for teams.
Month 12
System starts flagging budget variances before they actually happen.
Month 17 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system optimizes your role away.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
99.9 percent
Gantt chart accuracy
Zero minutes
Meeting time per week
Near zero
Budget variance
Your severance
One free subscription to a project management tool.
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