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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your spreadsheets into a sad, cold pile of logic errors.
Professional spreadsheet builder and grant tracker in chief.
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filters grant applications at light speed
You track grants, organize committee meetings, and fill out endless status reports. We have software that likes doing that.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a grant was rejected without using a corporate template.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software scrapes your spreadsheets into a searchable database.
Month 4
AI starts writing your standard grant correspondence and updates.
Month 8
Automated scoring replaces your initial document reviews.
Month 13
Bots handle all partner inquiries without needing your guidance.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the server takes your desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
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Emails per day
1200
Grant reports processed
180
Minutes in status meetings
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