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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Program Auditor jobs? · Latest report #6yqv9rq3
Your job has an expiration date
April 16, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour spreadsheets and site photos are just data waiting for ingestion.
Professional grump seeking the missing millions in transit funds.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth without the small talk.
split.youAI▸ AUDITBOT STATE-SYNC V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags fiscal anomalies before the meeting starts
You review state transit efficiency via interviews and site visits. Data analysis identifies where the tax money went wrong.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle nervous twitch of a manager being caught lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors pull every spreadsheet and receipt into the database.
Month 3
Pattern matching flags every suspicious expense you currently miss.
Month 7
Camera drones replace the need for physical site inspections.
Month 12
Voice models conduct interrogation-style interviews without needing a coffee.
Month 18 · D-Day
The final report is generated and the human role dissolves.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4 to 6
Interviews performed daily
12,000
Spreadsheets needing cleanup
Infinite
Bureaucratic roadblocks hit
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to state transit delay alerts.
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