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Your job has an expiration date
December 10, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are basically a spreadsheet that learned to send emails.
Professional email forwarder and accidental farmer psychologist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated filing for the modern bureaucrat.
ow.youAI▸ ADMINSTREAM V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters funding applications faster than human eyes
You shuffle funding applications between committees and pretend that social media updates are vital organizational infrastructure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a farmer is lying about their grant application progress.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
AI parsing replaces your manual data entry for all incoming applications.
Week 8
Bots take over your social media calendar and auto-reply to farmers.
Month 5
Decision engines flag winners before you even open the file.
Month 9
Drone feeds handle the farm monitoring you used to do.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system finishes your last spreadsheet and locks your account forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
114
Emails per day
4 cups
Coffee consumption
12 weekly
Meaningless meetings
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale donut.
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