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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsConverting your endless alignment emails into silent, efficient background processes.
Professional email forwarder and meeting bridge builder.
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Ending the need for human alignment meetings.
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automates consensus across global supply chains
You coordinate automotive production timelines, reconcile project spreadsheets, and chase suppliers for status updates on parts delivery.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decipher exactly which department is lying during the final project review.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent starts summarizing your email chains automatically.
Month 4
Scripts connect directly to vendor APIs to track shipments.
Month 8
Project boards update themselves based on real-time parts data.
Month 13
Voice-to-text agents handle all routine coordination calls.
Month 19 · D-Day
The machine takes over, and your calendar is permanently cleared.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
142
Average weekly alignment emails
18
Hours spent chasing status updates
99 percent
Probability of being CC'd on nonsense
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a premium calendar blocker.
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