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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Program Evaluator jobs? · Latest report #skfeb8wy
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your spreadsheets into a sad, cold binary abyss.
Expert at finding meaning in empty data points.
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Data analysis without the human bias.
oof.you▸ STATCRUNCHER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters datasets before you open outlook
You review program metrics to measure impact. You write long reports that nobody actually reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a donor with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
The AI starts pulling raw project data directly from databases.
Month 4
Algorithms flag deviations without needing a spreadsheet audit.
Month 8
Language models generate your reports in seconds, not weeks.
Month 13
Your slides are replaced by a live, interactive data portal.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system disables your login and updates the project status.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4 cups
Coffee consumed while staring
62 pages
Pages in final report
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People who read findings
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A lifetime subscription to Excel templates.
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