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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou exist only to turn emails into slides that nobody reads.
Professional calendar juggler and slide deck creator.
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Turning your status reports into silence.
sluurp.you▸ SYNCBOT-FLOW-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules automated meetings into empty calendars
You track project timelines and coordinate status updates. You mostly spend your day updating spreadsheets and scheduling sync calls.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique human talent of apologizing for delays you did not cause.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors extract project data directly from your team tools.
Month 4
AI algorithms find the best slots to minimize team disruption.
Month 8
Models pull live data into pre-formatted executive presentation slides.
Month 13
Project blockers are identified and escalated by intelligent agents.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your calendars are archived.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
84
Slides created monthly
3
Meetings you actually needed
92%
Percentage of work being 'Sync'
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a note-taking app.
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