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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour critical path is just a long road to your own unemployment.
Professional keeper of the Gantt chart faith.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Project clarity without the human overhead.
splat.you▸ DEPENDENCY-FLOW V8▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconfigures critical paths in milliseconds
You track milestones, manage resource dependencies, and update Gantt charts to keep complex defense projects on schedule.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can talk a panicked project manager off the ledge.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots ping engineers directly to scrape progress data without you.
Month 5
AI models recalculate project dependencies every time a task lags.
Month 10
Automated slides are generated directly from the schedule database.
Month 15
Machine learning identifies bottlenecks before they even become visible.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-scheduling.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4,200 annually
Gantt charts updated
12 percent
Milestone slippage
60 gallons
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A decommissioned slide rule and a pat on the back.
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