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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou organize chaos that our software will soon simplify for free.
Organizing digital paperclips in a high-growth meat grinder.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated coordination for mindless tasks.
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automates status updates every three seconds
You manage cross-functional projects, report on data labeling progress, and coordinate between technical teams and remote annotators.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team is lying about their project deadline.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Custom scripts start pulling data directly from Jira into reports.
Week 6
Bots begin asking for updates without human intervention.
Month 3
An agent assigns tickets based on real-time capacity.
Month 4
A self-managed platform removes the need for human oversight.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system optimizes your role.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
42
Average Slack pings per hour
119
Spreadsheets needing manual updates
0.04%
Meaningful impact on model accuracy
Your severance
One free trial month of our replacement software.
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