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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou optimize line items while the machine optimizes your entire career.
Master of the spreadsheet, servant to the algorithm.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time bidding that actually hits KPIs.
oof.youAI▸ ADLOGIC AUTONOMOUS BUYER 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects bid strategy in real time
You manage automated media buys, set bidding strategies in DSPs, and explain declining ROAS to confused agency clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client with enough confidence to secure their quarterly budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart rules take over your manual daily bid adjustments.
Month 4
Algorithms automatically append UTM parameters to all ad creative.
Month 8
Generative agents draft your status deck explanations automatically.
Month 12
The system chooses the DSP, audiences, and budget splits itself.
Month 14 · D-Day
Human oversight of programmatic buying is officially switched to read-only.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
22 percent
Budget misspent on test campaigns
3 cups
Coffee consumed before bid adjustments
12 weekly
Hours spent explaining CPM fluctuations
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one remaining agency sweatshirt.
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