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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsTrading your soul for a slightly better click-through rate.
Professional spreadsheet gazer and auction participant.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency through algorithmic dominance.
bzzt.you▸ BIDMASTER AI V9.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes bid paths in nanoseconds
You monitor automated bidding platforms and tweak campaign parameters while drinking lukewarm coffee at midnight.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the client is lying about their Q4 budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Your current dashboard starts recommending the bids you usually make.
Week 7
The system begins adjusting your daily spend without your approval.
Month 3
The AI writes its own performance reports directly to clients.
Month 5
The machine assumes full control over all campaign strategy decisions.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access to the ad exchange is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
12 liters
Coffee consumed per week
38 hours
Hours spent staring at spreadsheets
42 percent
Human error probability
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a meditation app.
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