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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTrading your soul for a slightly better click-through rate on banner ads.
Expert in turning marketing budgets into invisible digital ghosts.
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bzzt.youAI▸ BIDMASTER V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autobids against your own budget
You optimize automated auction bids for digital ad space. You manage budgets and obsess over real-time bidding metrics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the campaign tanked.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart dashboards stop needing your manual slide updates.
Month 4
Algorithms handle your bid adjustments without human intervention.
Month 8
AI targets better cohorts than your spreadsheets ever could.
Month 13
The system reallocates spend dynamically across all channels.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the machine bids autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
Excessive
Average caffeine intake
Zero
Meaningful human impact
Millisecond latency
Real-time bidding speed
Your severance
One free subscription to a meditation app.
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