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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou herd cats, but the cats are now just lines of code.
Professional cat-herder of enterprise-level chaos.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated progress tracking for every soul.
bzzt.you▸ SYNCMASTER X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
replaces status meetings with automated dash boarding
You track timelines and coordinate hundreds of staff members to complete complex technology and business change projects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when someone lies about the deadline.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Software scrapes your project boards to track progress automatically.
Month 4
Bots send personalized requests to teams instead of daily meetings.
Month 9
AI models re-allocate resources better than any human manager.
Month 15
Dynamic dashboards replace your weekly status slide presentations entirely.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system runs the whole programme without a human lead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4000 plus
Spreadsheets managed
12 weekly
Meaningless standups
99 percent
Status report fluff
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to project management software.
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