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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Programme Scheduler jobs? · Latest report #jcw324qd
Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour spreadsheets are just tombstone markers for lost airtime.
Professional Tetris player for broadcast networks
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Perfect grids, zero human error.
squeeze.youAI▸ SLOTFILLER AI V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises ad breaks for maximum revenue
You shuffle episodes into grids to fill airtime holes. Machines do this math faster without needing coffee breaks.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the odd talent of knowing exactly why that one obscure show was cancelled.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system pulls metadata directly from studio servers.
Month 4
Algorithms predict viewer peaks to fill slots automatically.
Month 8
The bot catches your missing audio files before you do.
Month 12
Ads slot themselves in without you needing to check.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system runs the entire broadcast schedule without human input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
14 percent
Human error rate
too many
Scheduling conflicts
47 iterations
Daily grid changes
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the streaming service you managed.
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