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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsCompiling your career into a single, efficient delete command.
Junior dev with a legacy codebase and high anxiety
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning specs into features without the coffee.
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refactors your entire legacy repo overnight
You translate business requirements into code and maintain legacy systems. Then you debug things you wrote years ago.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models start auto-generating tickets from your business requirements.
Month 4
Neural engines write your boilerplate code while you watch.
Month 8
Automated tools translate your crusty old code into modern languages.
Month 13
Agents write and run tests faster than you can blink.
Month 18 · D-Day
The server pushes a final commit and your access expires.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4 liters
Average caffeine intake
65 percent
Time spent in meetings
3 weekly
Legacy system nightmares
Your severance
A lifetime supply of generic-brand energy drinks.
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