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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTeaching syntax that changes faster than the coffee in your mug.
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Infinite patience for infinite loop questions.
glub.youAI▸ MENTORBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
explains recursion without causing existential dread
Explaining logic and code structure to students while grading mountains of syntax errors and broken homework assignments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student gives up by their sighing frequency.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software flags every syntax error before you even see it.
Month 5
Generative models produce updated lesson plans that actually work.
Month 10
Interactive avatars answer student questions with perfect, cold precision.
Month 15
Robotic grading systems replace the need for physical paper rubrics.
Month 19 · D-Day
A single server rack replaces the entire computer science department.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
84 percent
Average student confusion rate
42
Syntax errors per hour
12 hours/week
Time spent debugging 'it worked locally'
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a discontinued IDE.
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