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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour artistic vision is just a dataset waiting for a better algorithm.
Professional cat-herder of temperamental creative types.
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ow.youAI▸ ARTFLOW ORCHESTRATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates artist recruitment outreach overnight
You coordinate event logistics and recruit talent for arts nonprofits. Machines handle the networking and scheduling much faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if an artist is genuinely nervous before they go on stage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Agent bots replace your manual artist outreach and cold emailing.
Month 4
Software handles all venue bookings and contract invoice tracking instantly.
Month 8
Systematized database updates remove the need for your manual entry.
Month 13
Virtual event planning tools generate perfect run-of-show timing automatically.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system runs events with zero human operational input required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
1000 per hour
Talent emails sent
0.0 percent
Event budget variance
99 percent
Artist retention rate
Your severance
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