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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsProfessional babysitter for adults who cannot use a shared calendar properly.
Professional cat-herder of corporate spreadsheet enthusiasts.
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schedules recursive meetings for total gridlock
You spend your day chasing status updates and forcing people into unnecessary alignment meetings. The data flows without you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell who is lying about their progress in a physical room.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots read your team's pull requests and update tickets directly.
Month 4
AI locks calendars to prevent useless meetings you usually coordinate.
Month 8
Algorithms handle the allocation of staff based on hard output.
Month 13
Automatic dashboards replace your manual weekly summary emails.
Month 19 · D-Day
You are removed from the Slack channel by a script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
142
Emails per day
4 per day
Meaningless standups
Negative 12%
Value added
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a project management tool.
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