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May 26, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou track the progress of people who hate being tracked.
Professional cat-herder of developers and backlog cleaner.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
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autogenerates status reports before your meeting starts
You chase status updates, manage Jira tickets, and facilitate standups to pretend the project will finish on time.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a developer is actually stuck versus just avoiding your standup invite.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Bots read commit logs to tell stakeholders the project is behind.
Month 4
Algorithms auto-close tickets that haven't moved in ten days.
Month 9
Your standup is replaced by a slack bot counting active PRs.
Month 14
Neural nets predict failure points before your gut feeling does.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the project lifecycle architecture.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
82 percent
Time spent in useless meetings
14 average
Tickets closed per week
3 liters
Coffee consumed before noon
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our project management suite.
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