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June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsDesigning your obsolescence with beautiful, high-fidelity slide decks.
Senior Designer (Expert in slide transitions and vague promises).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated vision for your complex project roadmaps.
help!youAI▸ DESIGNLOGIC FLOW 8.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates project timelines in ten seconds
You translate business requirements into visual workflows and project roadmaps using design software and tracking platforms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is clearly lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your project management software begins auto-populating status reports without you.
Month 7
Design templates now generate themselves based on raw data inputs.
Month 16
AI participants start attending your status meetings to document outcomes.
Year 2.1
The machine writes the project briefs that you currently author.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of all project design workflows.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
78 percent
Time spent in meetings
42 average
Slides per project
14 units
Jargon per minute
Your severance
A one-year license to our basic design software.
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