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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour surveys are just training data for your cheaper, quieter replacement.
Expert at turning government waste into colorful bar charts.
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Quantifying failure without the pesky human bias.
oof.youAI▸ STATCRUNCHER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters infinite datasets in real time
You assess government program outcomes through data analysis and interviews. Your spreadsheets are now training sets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a respondent is lying to save face during an interview.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents send personalized queries directly to program participants.
Month 5
Algorithms map program goals against performance data automatically.
Month 10
Conversational agents conduct interviews with perfect patience and neutrality.
Month 15
The system writes executive summaries without needing a draft.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the server is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
12
Interviews conducted per week
4000
Spreadsheets needing cleanup
Metric null
Public sector tears shed
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a data visualization dashboard.
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