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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSix-minute billing increments are just a rounding error for us.
Expert in turning 300-page loan agreements into PDF nightmares.
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Closing deals before you finish your latte.
squeeze.you▸ LEXI-CONTRACTOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autofills closing binders while you sleep
You draft endless credit agreements and pore over massive project finance closing binders. Your life is billable hours.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which partner is about to explode over a missing signature.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Standardized loan agreements draft themselves using your firm's historical data.
Month 5
Software scrapes and organizes closing binders without human intervention.
Month 10
The AI flags missing signatures and follows up with local counsel.
Month 15
Payment logic is hard-coded into spreadsheets, replacing manual associate oversight.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system hits send on the final closing set automatically.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
20 cups
Average weekly coffee intake
42
Draft versions of document
Infinite
Hours spent on closing checklists
Your severance
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