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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsMoving numbers between spreadsheet cells is a hobby, not a job.
Master of cell links and budget pivot tables.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing the project loop without the human.
split.youAI▸ ADMINSYNC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles project balances in three milliseconds
You shuffle project budget spreadsheets and organize task lists. Your value is strictly logistical and entirely computable.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a team lead is lying about why the budget is empty.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
The AI starts pulling project data directly from your email.
Week 9
Spreadsheet formulas are replaced by real-time database sync scripts.
Month 5
AI-generated summaries replace your manual weekly project updates.
Month 9
Stakeholders get a live dashboard instead of your meeting recaps.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are invited to log off as the process becomes autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4,000 hourly
Spreadsheet cells filled
5 percent
Budget variance errors
Too many
Meetings attended
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a spreadsheet training course.
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