Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Project Management Office Admin jobs? · Latest report #at5jbrxy
Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou track status updates that nobody reads in meetings nobody wants.
Professional cat-herder of slide decks and meeting invites.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated status updates that never forget.
bzzt.youAI▸ SYNCBOT PM-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates status decks during your lunch break
You facilitate status reporting and meeting cadence. You organize documentation and track project milestones for busy teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a project lead is lying about the actual progress.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and bots start collecting task updates directly from Jira.
Month 4
Software pulls data to build your weekly progress reports automatically.
Month 8
Intelligent agents manage meeting invitations without your manual input.
Month 12
AI systems resolve project dependencies without needing human intervention.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your account is disabled as the machine manages project health.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
12 minutes
Average status ping frequency
Zero
Meetings you do not attend
100 percent
Redundancy of your spreadsheets
Your severance
A PDF certificate of completion for your career.
Discussion
