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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsA full-stack project manager who spends all day blocking their own progress.
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You juggle Jira tickets and write code while pretending that meetings constitute actual project momentum.
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You are the only person who knows why that specific legacy module exists.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents parse your Jira board to automate project reporting.
Month 4
AI models start writing boilerplate code based on user stories.
Month 8
Neural nets generate and update docs faster than you read them.
Month 13
Algorithms resolve git conflicts without requiring your fragile emotional input.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire workflow and disables your login credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
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Jira ticket burn rate
infinite loop
Code review hours
400 hours
Standup time lost
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of premium.
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