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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Project Office Manager jobs? · Latest report #xfthbkn9
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsManaging projects is just babysitting spreadsheets with a slightly better job title.
Professional cat-herder of stakeholders and broken timelines.
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The spreadsheet that nags you back
stretchy.youAI▸ SYNCMASTER FLOWBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends automated guilt-tripping status reminders
You track milestones, update Gantt charts, and send passive-aggressive emails about missed deadlines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team member is lying about their progress on a deliverable.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots pull data directly from Jira instead of bugging you.
Month 4
Algorithms stop asking for estimates and just calculate them.
Month 8
The system sends nicer reminders than you ever could.
Month 13
Slides generate themselves based on real-time task completion.
Month 18 · D-Day
The office deletes your access and closes all open tickets.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
84
Emails per day
1200
Gantt chart edits
6
Meetings you survive
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a project management tool.
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